The Test Today

Have you ever had to take a test
That becomes such a nuisance, a pain, a pest?

Well let me tell you about the one I had
It sure was annoying-it made me mad.

First there was question number one
Then there was 66- that sure wasn't fun!

Finally we stopped for just a moment to spare
By then I was ready to take that test and TEAR, TEAR, TEAR!

That test was just so mind-racking
I wished I hadn't been so knowledge-lacking!

I finally decided to put my head down on my desk
And take just a little one-minute rest

But then five minutes later, my teacher woke me up
She handed me a warm drink in a little cup

She asked, "Is the test really that hard?"
And I simply replied, "I'd rather be a beaten-up-no-good guard!"

She soon found out I was simply stressed
So she told everyone to just relax and take that test

Once we had all finally settled down
She told us that now we could no longer frown!

And now ever since then it's been a calm, happy life
Everything's good-not a bit of strife
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Written by Anna Bryner